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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Anon has not considered the consequences of an entire nation of hungry vampires devoid of humans.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Well we have cows, might as well have human farms. Maybe genetically modified human with pockets of blood on their belly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Delicious, juicy blood pockets.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I read this in Jim Gaffigan's voice the way he says hot pockets

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