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Anon wants to be a vampire
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this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2024
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Anon has not considered the consequences of an entire nation of hungry vampires devoid of humans.
Well we have cows, might as well have human farms. Maybe genetically modified human with pockets of blood on their belly
what? so you have to bend over? naw. put that blood pocket on their neck like nature intended.