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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Anon has not considered the consequences of an entire nation of hungry vampires devoid of humans.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Well we have cows, might as well have human farms. Maybe genetically modified human with pockets of blood on their belly

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Delicious, juicy blood pockets.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I read this in Jim Gaffigan's voice the way he says hot pockets

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

what? so you have to bend over? naw. put that blood pocket on their neck like nature intended.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I too watched the blade movies

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