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What America really needs (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (11 children)

Bonus question: would this make a new continent?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Would the north and south go to war again for control?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

we're already on the edge of civil war over clumps of undifferentiated cells and pronouns. absolutely yes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

We'd have to change all the names!

Canada's pants become Canada shorts and Canada socks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but not for slavery this time, but for fresh water in the decades ahead of climate change. Those freshwater Great Lakes will be awfully attractive 100 years from now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The south doesn’t believe in climate change so they won’t mind right, right?

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