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USPS: Package out for delivery.
Also USPS: Informed Delivery^tm^ reports you have no mailpieces or packages scheduled for delivery today.
Also also USPS: For your convenience, your mail carrier will walk up to your door without your package, but will rather stick a "you weren't home" pink slip in your mailbox without bothering to knock, while you are making eye contact with them through the screen door.
That last one is FedEx lol, or you requested signature service and they just left it in the yard.
I want know where you live, but I'm my area USPS almost ALWAYS leaves a pink slip. FedEx actually gives me the package
Definitely depends on your delivery person. One usps person blacklisted our house because we put up a fence and said they aren't allowed to open fence gates. On ice we put a mailbox on the fence and cleared all that up the next person opened our fence gate to put a package on our porch next to the old mailbox