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    This is hilarious (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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    [โ€“] [email protected] 85 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    I hate how the US has sexualized every random word or sentence. I'm here telling my American friend how funny it is that German's call smart phones a "handy", like "haha silly random word that makes sense tho haha :)", but no, ma American bud breaks down laughing imagining German's giving each other hand jobs.

    Also the constant stopping during any sentence to go "oh, I know what YOU'RE thinking, get your mind out of the gutter!". No, I don't, and now I have the privilege of trying to remember every single word that wa just said and trying to see what inside there could possibly be a penis. This from of "joke" never fails to annoy the shit out of me. Like please can we just continue, or do you really have to recite this copy pasta while I stare like an absolute dunce at you?

    [โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    Sounds like your friend is just some dumbass who's trying to fit something in there that just doesn't. ...that's what she said

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