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[–] [email protected] 103 points 5 months ago (17 children)

Just yesterday I ran into some chucklehead here on Lemmy that had convinced themselves that the average person would interpret "crypto" to mean SSL rather than cryptocurrency.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (10 children)

I had one last week here on claiming the average person could feed themselves for years by growing cherry tomatoes from 6 tiny plants. Bro is supposed to be a big-time agricultural bigwig

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Cherry tomatoes are the things you put in a salad at a restaurant to feel healthy, then pick them out once you get back to the table.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What? Cherry tomatoes are good

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

For compost, yeah

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