More accurately:

• Climate change isn't real
• Climate change isn't real but we don't want to change to avoid it
• Climate change isn't real, but the science says otherwise but that changes nothing
• Climate change is real, but we want you to do the hard work by doing pointless things
• Climate change is real, but its your fault and not ours because you're poor
• Climate change is real, and we're now in a feedback cycle from overextended forests, permafrost releases, and overdevelopment, and doing anything impacts the most poor so there's nothing we can do about it.
• Climate change is real, we the wealthy and privileged did it, and there's nothing you can do about it <-- you are here
• Climate change is real, and we're dipping to colonize another planet while you all die
• The Earth is uninhabitable