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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (16 children)

Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

Fuck those sky-rats.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (9 children)

As if you wouldn't steal a £30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don't think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So you're saying he should had been more effective in killing the seagull in front of the kids

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He just shouldn't have done it, but obviously yes that too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Obviously a waste of good avian meat

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