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Anon factory resets (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 116 points 5 months ago

How do you accidentally have sex?

[-] [email protected] 81 points 5 months ago

You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.

[-] [email protected] 86 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

It’s like a cartoon of my life!

… ok not really.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

You’re not the guy pushing the service cart?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Man, MTV must have been so cool

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