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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I still sometimes think about the guy in my lower secondary school English class in probably 2016 reading the infobox on the Wikipedia article for Tanzania, and saying out loud, "Official languages: none de jure??", pronouncing it in a heavy singsongy Norwegian accent like "NOO-nuh duh YEW-ruh??", apparently believing "None De Jure" to be the name of some sort of obscure African language rather than just meaning "no official language"

And then I remember that this was around the same time that the teacher asked what New York was named after, and I raised my hand and answered "the Dork of York". And then my soul goes nichijou_pencil_stab.mp4 for a bit

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Can you do better?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (7 children)

Mid ones: Classmate who shat themselves, classmate who publicly declared their love for a girl in the most cringe way and immediately rejected, classmate who tried to be funny in front of the whole school and it flopped miserably.

Hard ones:

A classmate was arrested for intentionally destroying the food that was gonna be served in a beneficial event for thousands of people
Another one was arrested for turning obsessive/violent with his girlfriend.

How do you crawl out of that?

Oh wait wait, a uni classmate admited offhandedly fucking a sheep with his friends

"What? You grew in a farm and didn't do it?"

palme-confusion

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I grew up with a guy that got on his hands and knees and pleaded with a girl to not break up with him. Same guy asked out every single girl in our grade and by the time he had gotten halfway through the list the rest had gotten wind of it and were rejecting him out of principle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Sigma grindset

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