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[–] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago (11 children)

wait, no, I thought of a better analogy. China is spamming a difficult-to-block combo and obliterating the US who is just button mashing, and the US is holding back tears while screaming YOURE CHEATING, THATS CHEATING

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (6 children)

Here i got u. Marvel terms.

After aerial jousting for some time China has finally made the US block in the corner. The US attempts a pushblock but China read the late pushblock and responds with a late empty trydash into low. After a 30+hit combo America is let out only to be hit by meaty Doom missles post-back tech (a terrible tech direction in the corner). China uses the missle pressure to tri dash high twice and empty dash 1 frame grab. Pops x factor and kills. Now to see what mixup they do on Europe's incoming.

The US is still saying "...I was holding back..." in disbelief as Europe eats a 4 layer incoming mix.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And the Smash version:

FALCOOOOOON PUNCH

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Smash version: dash dance short hop fast fall L cancel into a juggle off stage with a brilliant ledge defense

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