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It's the dunk tank.

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this is going viral online for being unhinged, although it has its fans. the author's parents are rich gusano pro lifers, and her mom was appointed to the state board of education by desantis

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I had high breasts, most of my eggs, plausible deniability when it came to purity, a flush ponytail, a pep in my step that had yet to run out. Apologies to Progress, but older men still desired those things.

dear god this is terrible writing and gross as well

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"My exoskeleton has a lustrous iridescence, my pheromones are heady, and my brooding sac is engorged. My stores of fungus will last the hive through the winter, and I need to capture an experienced male to ensure the colony is strong"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Right? Let me hear some more about that lustrous iridescence crush

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