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Of the 32 Teams in the NFL:
Animals: 14
Birds: 5
- 3 carnivorous
- 2 omnivores
Mammals: 9
- 4 cats
- 2 horses
- 1 sheep
- 1 aquatic mammal
- 1 bear
Invertebrates, Fish, Amphibians, Reptiles:
- 0
Cars: 9
- Ford Bronco
- Dodge Charger
- Dodge Ram
- Ford Falcon
- Nissan Titan
- Dodge Colt
- Jaguar
- Jeep Patriot
- AMC Eagle / Eagle Talon
Aircraft: 5
- Eurocopter MH-65 Dolphin
- McDonald Douglas F-15 Eagle
- General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon
- Sikorsky SH-60 Seahawk
- Any other "Jet", I guess
Members of the Village People: 4
- Chief
- Cowboy
- Commander
- Steel Worker
Humans: 12
- 6 occupations (chief, cowboy, packing plant employee, steel worker, gold prospector, military commander)
- 1 geographic (A person from Texas)
- 1 religious (Saint)
- 2 historic (Patriot, Viking)
- 2 Pirates (Buccaneers, Raider)
Fictional creatures: 2
- Giant
- Titan
Abstract Concept: 1
- The color "Brown"
Invoice for goods or services sold: 1
- Bill
Cell Phone Accessory: 1
- Charger
Teams Named After One Of Their Current Players: 1
- Browns (Tony Brown, CB)
Smallest by weight: A normal utility Bill, or an iPhone Charger.
Largest by weight: Titan (both the Greek god, and the moon of Saturn)
Most expensive: Jet
Least expensive: Charger (iPhone charger under $10 on Amazon)
Edible: 28
Non-edible: 4
Can a single adult human kill it with bare hands alone?
Yes: 18 (Cardinal, Falcon, Viking, Patriot, Raven Saint, Cowboy, Packer, Steeler, Niner, Texan, Chief, Seahawk, Buc, Raider, Eagle, Ram, Commander)
Can it kill an average adult human?
Yes: 25 (Assuming a very high voltage charger)
No: 7
Does it exist in other major sports? (NHL, NBA, MLB)
Yes: 7
- Detroit Tigers
- SF Giants
- St. Louis Cardinals
- Winnipeg Jets
- Florida Panthers
- Grizzlies / Cubs / Bruins
- Pittsburgh Pirates
Debatable: 8
- Patriots / Blue Jackets / 76’er / Nationals
- Lightning (depending on definition of “Charger”)
- Chief / Blackhawk / Brave
- Saint / Angels / Padre / (Cardinal?)
- Atlanta Hawks
- Raptor (if defined as bird of prey, not a dinosaur)
- Predator (too vague?)
- Bucs / Bucks?