badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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well, we'll suck that dick when we come on it

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Im not saying xi should launch the nukes but all of taiwan is defenseless at the moment. Maybe kick them while theyre down?

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Hopefully this helps folxs who have sensory overload or have negative associations with the color red.

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screm-cool

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If I am filling out a form in English (which we invented) I should not have to scroll down to between the 'United' Kingdom and Uruguay.

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Aroma of blue cheese

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YOU PUT A POUND SIGN AND A SPACE AND THEN ALL YOUR TEXT IS REALLY BIG

YOU CAN EVEN COMBINE IT WITH BOLD TO MAKE IT LOOK EVEN LARGER

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ICE... ICE... BABY

VANILLA

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what if i make a good post and a lot of people see it and they laugh at me for being too good at posting ohnoes

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Rye chips: S tier Breadsticks: A tier Curvy Breadsticks: B tier Pretzels: F Tier

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this is because of wokeness im so upset im shitting and crying at the thought of people doing this

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soviet-huff brace-cowboy hentai-free

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it’s ghoul-ag and we make ghouls do agriculture

oh wait

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A: Braaapppp
B: Toot
C: Pffffft
D: Fart

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

Look, I wish we could flush the toilet too, but we have to be realistic and work with the choices we have.

Peepee might not be perfect but do you really think poopoo isn't worse?

If you don't vote I'll be happily waving as you wrinkle your nose and say "Eww!" at the poopoo!

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I eventually gave in and fed them, and I'm still half convinced they have tricked me.

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uh oh wow it's just like being a capitalist idk

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