badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Always be capitulating preemptively and never don't compromise even further on that.

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Get a job and stop eating avocados

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I can't stand those reddit-logo smuglords who are addicted to prestriiiige TV whine about feeeeeeemales and freeze-gamer waifus not being libertarian-alert enough and raging that the latest popular game isn't frothingfash and then giving a smuglord lecture on how you just don't get why their favourite anime tropes should be every piece of media but also hypersus because that's soooo mature

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I for one believe that we should leverage the power of our community by offering tax credits to businesses that join a Housing Roundtable.

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honk mimimi honk mimimi

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You open the door i have hunted a bag of $15 gentrification ramen off a grubdash man. In your fridge you have piles of roadkill. You disgustedly throw away the takeout and embrace my body which is covered in soy sauce. You are covered in death goo and blood.

@[email protected]

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Epic prank

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oh wait this one says Deep Layered Brown Note ah fuck

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Peruano Beanis (hexbear.net)
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They had super human auras in their ki that radiated so strong it melted even snow around them. All this was possible because they didn't fap and ate raw meat and didn't have to put up with nagging wives.

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it's great up here in super heaven. They even have Wi-Fi.

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Curious! very-intelligent

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As you all know I got raptured yesterday during the totality of the eclipse and now I'm in heaven well IT SUCKS. They only have pretzels and gamecube. Jesus always wants to read the bible and they don't have any movies with boobies in them. I still can't see god, they say I need to be here for at least 2 more centuries. GIVE ME A BREAK

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Disgusting! Toast is for COMMONERS

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I really used to care about the oppressed, but that stopped after someone hurt my feelings.

Hope you're happy when I start saying slurs next week. It's all you're fault.

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Don't fuck with me...

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young-sheldon

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The lost sequel

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I'm really him

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