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[-] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago

username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

I see you've met my daughter.

"Moooom! Dad tried to make me eat broccoli!!"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When that happens on your own machines it's at the same level of Windows' "contact your system administrator" messages

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Once Ubuntu couldn't finish an upgrade and GDM told me to contact my system administrator. On my computer.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

zsh: command not found: $eat

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

sudo apt install eat

mkdir food

touch food/babyfood

eat --autofill applepuree food/babyfood

eat food/babyfood

If refuses, use eat -f. If the baby still refuses, it means you don't have permissions to the baby which means it's not your baby!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

if it's not your baby and it's hungry, just sudo chmod 666 it, so everyone can feed it, but nobody can execute it.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

eats' quantifier is apparently greedy by default

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

$sudo’s an unset variable on your machine

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Make me a sandwich...

this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
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