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Blind people have had VR since we invented headphones. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/UnderPressureVS on 2024-10-06 03:04:36.
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So much of classical and chamber music is perfectly suited to pastoral scenes and country drives, but until the advent of sound recording, few if any people ever heard it in those settings. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Catharpin363 on 2024-10-05 23:55:25.
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If someone were to suddenly stop being allergic to a food, it would take a long time for them to realize. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Jealous_End1731 on 2024-10-05 23:10:03.
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People born in the 90s were likely the last humans to know someone born in the 1800s. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Mr_Faux_Regard on 2024-10-05 22:15:52.
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"Tribute", "Killing Me Softly with His Song", and "Hallelujah" could all be about the same mind-blowing piece of music. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Happy_Da on 2024-10-05 09:55:05.
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There should be sport for throwing plastic supermarket baskets so that they land on the stack. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/salizarn on 2024-10-05 06:51:12.
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There should be a Vehicle version of the Library of Congress. It would be amazing if somebody had had the foresight to collect every model of every car ever produced, right off the assembly line, ... (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Intelligent_Grade372 on 2024-10-05 03:40:56.

Original Title: There should be a Vehicle version of the Library of Congress. It would be amazing if somebody had had the foresight to collect every model of every car ever produced, right off the assembly line, and stored them in a massive Fort Knox style secured garage, available only for research and study.

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If we say middle school and high school why don't we call elementary school lower school. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Ovil101 on 2024-10-05 01:35:17.
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Hamlet is written in English, but presumably the characters are actually speaking Danish in-universe. Therefore we don't know what the actual wording of any of the play's most famous lines canonic... (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Terpomo11 on 2024-10-05 00:24:39.

Original Title: Hamlet is written in English, but presumably the characters are actually speaking Danish in-universe. Therefore we don't know what the actual wording of any of the play's most famous lines canonically are in-universe.

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Words are like items: the rich have many and rare ones, while the poor often have to use simpler, or less authentic ones. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/cashforsignup on 2024-10-04 21:05:50.
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Coca cola mixed with Pepsi might be better than the sum of it's parts; the soft drink we never knew we wanted. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/a_serial_hobbyist_ on 2024-10-04 20:50:42.
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The average woman has more plastic in her body than the average man and the average man has more metal in his body than the average woman. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/256Moin256 on 2024-10-04 20:28:47.
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Aladdin inadvertently took away other people's chances of getting their wishes when he befriended the genie. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/newkingasour on 2024-10-04 19:14:28.
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The hard-boiled egg is probably the most consistent, universal food experience shared by humanity across time and regions. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/NoNo_Cilantro on 2024-10-04 19:12:25.
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I wouldn’t put it past someone to live in the woods in a Bigfoot costume, trolling Sasquatch hunters. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/NuttyMcShithead on 2024-10-04 13:58:34.
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Duos are more memorable than trios. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Routine_Leading_4757 on 2024-10-04 12:36:39.
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Literature teachers from London are English English teachers. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/thesmartass1 on 2024-10-04 10:52:52.
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One upside of being an orphan is having many options for literary role models. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/mankytoes on 2024-10-04 09:13:19.
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Someone is getting resuscitated somewhere right now. (And I wish the patient and all medics involved the best of luck) (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Diseased-Jackass on 2024-10-04 01:49:36.
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Having a mental disability is like being in a wheelchair except nobody can see the wheelchair, so they have no idea why you can't "walk" on your own. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/DarkRaven01 on 2024-10-03 19:03:40.
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There’s a high chance you’ve missed at least one compliment on your clothes while you were walking down the street with both earbuds in and couldn’t hear what people were saying. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/CyrilsStryke4ce on 2024-10-03 14:27:12.
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Pet puppies might think that their owner gave birth to them. When they are pregnant, they might not know whether they will give birth to a dog or a human. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/NVMl33t on 2024-10-03 14:16:14.
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Dentists insist you only use soft bristled toothbrushes and then start scraping your teeth with sharp metal tools. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/Thanks_Obama on 2024-10-03 07:51:44.
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Accountants (tax/audit) deal in totals making them numb to the actual monetary impact of small numbers. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/751assets on 2024-10-03 06:11:53.
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Commercial kitchens are probably the only professional environment where loudly announcing to all your coworkers that you're holding a knife is considered good etiquette. (zerobytes.monster)
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The original post: /r/showerthoughts by /u/YouGotMyCheezWhiz on 2024-10-03 01:45:07.
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