badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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i was sat at home listening Hoshikuzu Telepath - Original Soundtrack (OST) 11. Fu Shi Gi Akeuchi san when firefox say

'potential security risk ahead'

'no'

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My milk is delicious

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Hehe, hey Beanis

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i'm sory to keep all my fans waiting a-little-trolling

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Big Bird™ doesn’t want you to know this but there are large woodpeckers and they aren’t just big small ones, they’re real.

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he is supporting the genocide so that Trump will have to stop the genocide and create a single Palestine state from the river to the sea to show how opposed to Biden he is

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Bean - Wikipedia (en.m.wikipedia.org)
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sicko-jammin

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The word "orange" should have more rhymes than any other and this is how we achieve this feat

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Gonna make a post later

I was gonna post it but I got sidetracked and now I have to post it later

This is your post about posting a post (stay posted for further posts)

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Peech (hexbear.net)
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elite (hexbear.net)
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i like yankee most, becase it can be shortened to yank as in 'yanking your chain' and also because it makes canadians (north montana w/extra French) mad if you call them that

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When debating people, should I use arguments that are good, or arguments that work?

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

What if?

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I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! THE POSTERS ON BADPOSTING POST BEANIS, ON HEXBEAR IT'S FUCKIN' BEANIS. I WAS ON A COMM, RIGHT? AND AAAAALL OF THE POSTS ARE JUST BEANIS STUFF! I I SHOWED OFF MY CANNED BEANS TO MY FRIEND, AND THE BOX I FLIPPED IT, AND I SAID, "HEY BRO, THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE POST!" HA HA! DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DIDIDIDI-DIDI-DI-DIDI-DIIII! I FUCKING LOOKED AT MY POT OF CHILI, I SAID "KIDNEY BEANIS", I LOOKED AT MY THUMB, I THINK OF THE SHAPE OF A BEAN, AND I SAY "THUMB? MORE LIKE THUMB BEANIS!" AAAAAAA :stop-posting-amogus:

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Probably the most popular eanis on lanet arth. bean-think

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Call that beansicle. Ice cold. ❄️

bean-think

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And I'm all out of ass xi-square-up

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I feel it in my gut it's not IBS it's my psychic powers the kids are alright

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