joe slidin

The Rules of Fart club

• Fart Club Rule 1 | You don’t talk about fart club.
• Fart Club Rule 2 | YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FART CLUB.
• Fart Club Rule 3 | Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fart is over.
• Fart Club Rule 4 | Only two guys to a fart.
• Fart Club Rule 5 | One Fart at a time.
• Fart Club Rule 6 | No Shits, No shoes.
• Fart Club Rule 7 | Farts will go on as long as they have to.
• Fart Club Rule 8 | If this is your first night at fart club, you have to fart.

https://hexbear.net/comment/4774987

I seem to have lost my traditional FOGBANK recipe. Grandma has passed away so I can't ask her.

Its been so long I don't even know where to start.

I post on a little site called hexbear.com and It got all these libs on it, unknown to them I am not actually a liberal. I have been secretly drip feeding communist propaganda through their hasantent slop. Through the use of repeated key phrases such as treats and praxis I have turned the libs of hexbear into effective sleeper agents able to do kungfu backflips around the innate contradictions of their western leftist lifestyles. By years end we will have the vegans spouting pro-cannibalism propaganda to advance the operation of “eat porky”, we constantly monitor the absurdity and sincerity levels of posters, whenever absurdity levels are high we inject large amount of sincerepostings in order to internalize the absurdity as sincere, whenever sincerity levels are high we inject absurditypostings in order to make people focus less on their real problems and instead on the revolution which is a highly convoluted abstract concept that prevents the liberals from doing meaningful work to change things. Should the operation become compromised then operation “touch grass” is initiated which involves logging off and doing twelve hours of meditation to purge oneself of the cognitohazard memes consumed while owning the libs.

Now I can buy all the PFLP flags I want

What are they gonna do, call my parents?

psyche! that was clickbait.

Has AI gone too far?

He's the candidate that the adults in the room are backing.

idk where he is but he has my vote

I eat corn cobs and shit, Jack

Those katanas tell it like it is.

Vote blueberry no matter who!

That’s it. That’s the post.