badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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#gottem

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I told the WOKE barista my name was "Trump MAGA 2024" and she/her/they didn't say that when my drink was ready. I am not going to that Starbucks again and go to the Starbucks several blocks over.

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Joe???

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Cause I'm a poster of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell

It don't make sense, goin' to the news mega with the goodie-goodies

Reading greyzone, I like tiktok and hasan streams

72 probably have me on some real strict shit

No impressions all day, no gettin' my brandon licked

Hangin' with the goodie-goodies, loungin' in telegram

Fuck that shit, I wanna post cumtown and suck guys

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Furthermore, what happens if you post a good post on opposite day?

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Rate my bap!

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I think you're gay

And also a homosexual

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A vote for Joe Biden is a vote for Donald Trump.

RFK Jr is the only viable option.

If you do not vote for Mr. Kennedy, you are responsible for four more years of unparalleled bad social media posts and also maybe a continuation of our imperial horror show abroad.

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Harry and Kim (answersafrica.com)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
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...potatoes?

bean-think wojak-nooo
< < < < < gigachad-hd

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he cryin

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nice

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it's the only thing I know for real

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calling it the Neurodiverse

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

The question is "If up is down and short is long, what is purple?"
the choices are:
a: red, short wavelengths become long
b: indeterminate, up and down being equivalent means at least one spatial dimension has disappeared, compressing mater into disks that will collapse into black holes and also changes electrodynamics
c: logical contradiction, the universe ceases to exist and there is no purple
d: just wait for the drugs to wear off.

I think d has to be a trick answer, since it is too obvious. But I don't remember the lectures covering logical non-existence or 2D universes.

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