Instead of regular black and white film it all in infrared like the Geidi Prime scene

We're like to extend our most sincere apologies for today's downtime, explain the issue, and talk about what we'll be doing going forward.

Late last night or early this morning, an owl entered the server room and, unsurprisingly, pissed on everything. We had to drag them out of a corner where they'd started building a nest out of CAT5 cables. After checking with all our keyholders, we determined that they had not tricked someone into lending them the keys this time, and nobody had left a window open. We have not found their entry point yet, but we suspect we are getting closer (we've found a large pile of shit near one of the vents).
We managed to dry one server off and get the website running again, but unfortunately we only have 1 hair dryer and will need a few more days to dry the rest of the servers and get the site fully operational.

Going forward, our plan is:

• Cover outside AC vents and similar in chicken wire
• assess and reinforce weak points in the building's structure
• tape old CDs to the building to reflect the sun and scare them away
• attack roosting spikes to the server racks
• stop keeping open, uncovered cans of beans at our desks

We are also looking into hiring a falconer as a more active deterrent.

Thank you for your patience in such a difficult time.

I'm so glad I could be back in time. I love you all. Now, each and everyone of you, give me a big, wet, sloppy fat kiss to commemorate the reunion of badposters.

Get on my level.

free ballin

Joe?

I'm gonna smoke freaking reefer today
@[email protected]

That's the joke.

‭Proverbs 30:10 NLT‬ [10] Never slander a worker to the employer, or the person will curse you, and you will pay for it.

https://bible.com/bible/116/pro.30.10.NLT

The Best Character from the Matrix Trilogy is the Merovingian, and he has a special cake that makes people orgasm! You have thought until now that you are an ordinary dude, but guess what: the Merovingian has sent you his cake! The cake that makes you orgasm! You are faced with a choice now.

Do you eat the cake and orgasm?

Do you refuse the cake? If you refuse, the Merovingian might send his henchmen, the two twins who are white and have long braids who turn into ghosts, after you to kill you!

What do you do? Do you risk angering the Merovingian, the best character in the Matrix Saga of Films?

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2236586

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2236540

P.S I need better shitposting abilities, pls help me, is my first time

Which one of you has a penis that sounds like: zortbingpingbongzapdinkpoitwee?

Been trying to make federation work for a while now but none of the posts even show up. I went out of my way to follow all the comms and pretty much every user I see. Would this just be the kind of thing I need to do as an instance owner to make it click the way Lemmy-Lemmy federation does? @[email protected]

how am i going to get my NoFart wizard powers if i keep farting

Taken from here which has a bunch of other cool old photos: https://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2022/07/01/unseen-photos-of-skating-nyc-in-the-80s/

I hate both candidates and don't care to see either of them win, but you have to realize that either way, we're going to see a tantrum from the voters on the side that loses and it will definitely be hilarious

Just gonna boast about my mousepad here

Isn't it cool?