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The original post: /r/mildlyinfuriating by /u/chizjamby on 2024-12-25 11:19:23.
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The original post: /r/mildlyinfuriating by /u/rainwolf42 on 2024-12-25 02:18:55.

I just got told a couple days ago I have pneumonia. I've told three different managers I can't come in and why yet today I get a message from my boss telling me I need to communicate with my team better. :/

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The original post: /r/mildlyinfuriating by /u/Better_Politics on 2024-12-25 02:15:58.
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The original post: /r/mildlyinfuriating by /u/TheOriginalHuxley on 2024-12-25 02:12:16.
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The original post: /r/mildlyinfuriating by /u/anotherashehole on 2024-12-25 01:59:12.

I was maybe two years out of high school living with some buddies in a 4 bedroom apartment, a friend of mine who had just graduated high school was having some SERIOUS issues with her stepdad. As a collective, we said "fuck that" stole her and her belongings away in the dead of night and turned our obscenely large walk-in pantry into bedroom number 5. Our friend was eternally grateful and took it upon herself to keep the kitchen clean (it was just outside of her "bedroom") .

Fast forward to about one month into our cohabitation, my girlfriend and I were awoken at the buttcrack of dawn by our friend's frantic screams and incoherent ramblings of "I broke it I fucking broke it. Bubbles. The bubbles are everywhere. Please don't hate me, etc" you get the point.

Oh, I should point out she was covered head to toe in soap bubbles. Naturally, I roll out of my Montessori bed (a fancy way of saying my mattress was on the floor) clad only in Walmart brand boxers and I stumble up the stairs to the kitchen.

Have you ever been to a foam rave? Where the club has foam cannons launching colorful bubbles across the dance floor, sexy half-dressed people on molly rolling in the suds, soap bubbles glistening in a technicolor masterpiece under strobe lights to some heavy drum and bass. Well, this was nothing like that. I make my way up the carpeted stairs, sleep still in my eyes when my foot finds soap-slick linoleum at the top of the stairwell. This is some 10 feet from the entrance of our kitchen.

My tiny friend, almost as ethereal as the bubbles surrounding her, is on her knees sobbing while she tries to scoop suds off the floor and into the kitchen skink with a dustpan. This is an exercise in futility. The drains are backed up. The bubbles know no bounds. Every inch of the floor is covered. Our sink is a small volcano of foam, growing taller by the second. But the piece de resistance is our 15 year old dishwasher, looking like a middle school science fair project gone horribly wrong. Blocks of a dense dishsoap disaster departed every gap of this device at devastating speed.

And in the middle of this is my small friend, 95 pounds soaking wet. Quivering queen of her bubbley empire, who's borders are now encroaching on the far off land of the living room and marching up the back door. Early morning light is beaming through the easterly windows, bathing this ungodly scene in a golden glow. Her eyes are red, I'm not sure if it's from tears or the layer of suds coating her entire body. I suspect it's a little bit of both.

For a brief moment, I'm stuck with a feeling of quiescence, taken aback by the sheer ridiculousness yet beauty of it all. By this time my girlfriend has made it up the stairs and begins to utter astounded obscenities. Once again I am propelled into motion. First I open the dishwasher, stopping its cycle. Next, I reach through a wall of suds under the sink to find our box of arm and hammer baking soda. Like some demented alchemist, I sprinkle this magical white powder in the washer, the sink, and eventually all over the kitchen. Throwing handfuls of it at the tallest towers of suds. Subduing them and reclaiming my realm.

After the crisis had been averted and my friend had stopped hyperventilating long enough to speak she informed me that we were out of dishwasher liquid. So she just used dish soap. Filled the powder hopper to the brim, filled the liquid portion too and added a bit extra to the bottom of the washer for good measure. She took her self-appointed job of kitchen attendant very seriously and wanted to make sure the dishes were squeaky clean. She succeeded in her objective, so much so that the whole kitchen was cleaner than I had ever seen it. I would be astounded if the kitchen was anything other than clean after we vanquished our sudsy foe.

Let this be a lesson to all who wish to listen.

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