Lavenderism

Once upon a time, there was a man in Africa who was immortal. He lived for thousands of years in what is now modern day Ghana. However, he eventually had a spiritual awakening and decided to walk all around the world, collecting psychedelic mushrooms. He walked all the way to Europe, Asia, and the spider goddess even created a bridge from webs so he could walk to North and South America to look for magic mushrooms. He brought them all back to a sacred temple on his home continent, and he asked the spiders to sing the song of life to the mushrooms, so they could be alive and awaken just as humanity once did from monkeys and golems made from clay. This earned him favor with The Golden Teacher God, who rewarded him with complete mental enlightenment, causing him to physically float and have mastery over all kinds of fungus and the ability to generate psilocybin inside of his brain.

The people created by the mushrooms were mushroom people, and they went to the astral planes to build villages and spread spores all over the spirit world. They built many homes from giant mushrooms, but many of their cities were destroyed by war or wrong levels of humidity. Most of them continue living in caves but some more aggressive mushrooms have occupied cities and created massive plantations of mushrooms that they give to the other people in the underworld. There is not a single city in the astral planes where magic mushrooms cannot be found due to the influence of the mushroom people, and even in the city where the king of heaven rules over all of existence, there are said to be magic mushrooms growing in the most clandestine places.

You can call upon mushroom people for spiritual guidance or have spirit companions that are mushroom people. Their villages are too small to have the names known, but some mushrooms are occupying cities previously ruled over by other spirits for those who want warrior mushrooms as their companions. Mushroom people can help you find magic mushrooms in your life and to have your mind opened in comparable ways to the substances. They can also help mushrooms or similar plant life to grow in your environment.

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This is not recommended even for the most advanced magicians because there are safer ways to bring spirits into your life that won’t cause such a huge energetic shift leading to chaos. However, you can technically do this when you have sex with someone in a penetrative position either as the receiving or giving party. Note that this spell is only about stealing spirits, it’s not about handling the consequences of stealing spirits because that depends on which magician or person you take the spirits of. I would also like to note the average non-spiritual person usually does not have the best entities attached to them and the spiritual person won’t appreciate you taking their energies from them. I am only sharing this because of its folkloric value and because you may want to realize or know when someone is attempting to do it to you.

While in an intimate position with the other person, use your aura to pull into itself energy from your partner. During copulation your energies are connected, and you can drain them in multiple ways but this is baneful and there are other non-destructive ways to achieve spiritual gain. For the purpose of stealing spirits, energetically drain the outside of their aura where attached spirits would stay. You know you have succeeded when your aura feels imbalanced or you feel yourself adapting to the new energies. The other person may say they feel drained or suffer from post-coital depression, but they can fully recover after just a few days without any intervention from spirits or spiritual practice. A magician who realizes they have been drained can recover in a few hours or even one hour with certain resources or rituals.

People with toxic personalities or who are draining such as teachers or employers who take up excessive time with work or friends who take up excessive energy with drama will naturally drain you during sex (Just like any interaction) but they won’t be able to take spirits without intention and knowledge, and even if they somehow did it would ruin them since they do not have the tools to live with them.

A shikigami is a spirit created by a magician to fulfill a specific purpose, but most magicians do not live forever. They end up set free after the completion of their purpose or the death of the magician. Most of them end up propositioned by gods or other spirits to serve under them or join their communities. Many end up in The Forest Of Love or become spiritual healers under Nui or The Maiden Made Of Light. Other less common fates are to become spirits of The Lady Of The Waves or The Jade Chairman. Regardless, the shikigami who do not end up associated with gods or deities usually go to the cities of the spirit world where they fulfill roles somewhat similar to what they were programmed for. Those who refuse or who want to be with other similar spirits go to Shikigamimura, where retired shikigami live free of needing to fulfill any specific purpose. It is not a large city, but it has many tall buildings with no roads, as if skyscrapers were randomly built in forests with minimal disturbance to the trees and wildlife. Most buildings in Shikigamimura are connected by elevated indoor bridges and the city has a large wall made of glass and metal. The buildings of Shikigamimura resemble octagons and other unique styles that Shikigami have created or created from their time in the spirit world. Unlike other cities, there is not a consistent building style as there are a lot of different kinds of spirits who do not feel the need to impose conformity on each other. Many buildings in Shikigamimura are floating or have illogical or impossible designs that can only exist in the spirit world.

You can gain the attention of any shikigami or gain them as companions, but they are all so unique and varied that there is no way to know how to get this to happen. Most do not harm anything but some may do baneful actions for various reasons.

The day is overflowing with Rose Bunny energy, so it’s a good day to spend with the partners or in clubs if you’re single. Listening to music or spending time outside of the house is ideal especially if you can do anything with friends, lovers, or anyone you have a charge with. The only thing is that you should avoid limerence and look for true rose bunny energy.

It is a powerful Valentine’s day today because the year of the dragon recently started and the number of the year is 8. This is strong and its potential should not be underestimated. Call upon The Rose Bunny or her bunny spirits from The Forest of Love, and simply ask them for whatever kind of partner you want. You can also call upon Baron Blackjack or Maman Meche, or even other gods associated with hedonism and lust such as The Flowermaker or The God of The Moon.

Do not allow previous lack of connection, engrams, or loneliness stop you from achieving your partnership goals, and do not accept people who do not treat you correctly to stay in your life out of desperation or fear of moving on. Separation can be painful but there are times where it needs to be done, so that the gods can provide you with the partner suited to you in the current moment.

For this spell, carry a deck of cards with you throughout the day or whenever you leave the house. One with skulls or luxurious energy is the best, but any kind will work because they all have the Baron’s energy.

You should not only have the baron’s protection this way, but this can potentially help you out in dreams to realize you are dreaming. In the dream world, you will start wondering why your pockets are empty or where your belongings went. In this way the cards will connect you to the dream world and they will be your tether to the waking world when sleeping or the dream world when awake. The entire deck is extremely powerful, so make sure you cleanse it with Florida water or sage before.

Hechun’s court is the city surrounding the large palace of Hechun, where the supreme being of the universe resides over the celestial bureaucracy. Hechun’s court has many tall pagodas, temples, tea houses and architecture resembling the Song dynasty in different marble colors, with most being golden or light blue. The House of Wisdom and The Library of Alexandria still exist in Hechun’s court, as well as libraries with more knowledge than humanity has ever attained. There is no official dress code, but a handful choose to wear robes and futou to feel immersed within the experience of the city. Others wear more modern styles with most just appearing how they normally do. The offices of various spirits and gods serving under Hechun also exist in this city, with the owls flying around delivering messages and transporting sensitive documents. The city has underground hedonistic activities, but there is a large sphere of intense light right above the city where souls go when they break free from the cycle of rebirth, so there is never darkness in Hechun’s Court. Anything that does not conform to the heavenly appearance of the city is also hidden to prevent the mood from visitors who arrive and to maintain their prestigious image. The city is also elevated against others with stairs leading up to it as it sits on a platform of ancient beige bricks. This makes the city nearly impossible to attack but no sensible deity has ever attempted to do so. Hechun’s Court is located directly above the city of ancestors in the underworld, the hall of honor beneath it, Earth, and the punishment pits at the bottom of existence. Nirvana sits above it, and all who break free from rebirth pass through the city on their way.

To meditate with Hechun, imagine yourself inside his large chamber. There are pillars made of jade, carved wood and decorated screens behind his marble throne. His robes are the color of gold with brown wooden floors and red walls with oriental accents. Imagine yourself meditating, with Hechun in his throne in front of you slightly above. His energy may not do what you expect at all, but it will bring a great improvement to your life. You will probably also see celestial owls, dragons, unicorns, narwhals, or other celestial beings such as celestial maidens or officials appointed by Hechun. It is difficult to imagine his face because the supreme being is so distant from us, but you may see a white beard or a placeholder as well as his hat. You may also just see a being made of pure light wearing yellow robes and an emperor hat. He may give you scrolls which grant you spiritual understanding or he may give you other treasures. He does not need offerings but appreciates incense or rice as well as acts of kindness towards either the living or the dead.

Once upon a time, there was an evil black goo that was growing in the infinite void, and it needed to be stopped or it would spread negative energy all over the land of the spirits and gods. Hechun created a woman from mirror and glass so the black goo would not see her and would be unable to attack her, and the woman of mirror was created. For what felt like decades to the gods, she fought the black goo and kept it from creeping into the underworld, but this war was eventually a stalemate. She went to get contributions from all the gods, and she was interested in certain contraptions that were being made and used to benefit the goddess of honey and bees. They were black and yellow automatons that were used to collect honey, and take it to their queen. She saw potential, and she purchased the blueprint from her in order to produce these same kind of automatons with modifications. From this, the machines of glass were created.

After setting up a factory and mass-producing machines of glass, they were sent out to fight the endless war against the black goo. They were very successful and nearly wiped it out, but it became smarter and began masquerading itself as ghosts, gods, or people. Soon, they got inside and began sabotaging hell as well as sucking energy away from the gods. They were purged, but the event notified the woman of mirror that no visitor to the underworld could be trusted. She created mirror men to patrol the woods and not allow any visitor in or out of the underworld. It was decided that if someone truly is not a manifestation of black goo, they would be smart enough to sneak past the security. This was a controversial decision but it was effective, as the underworld was kept safe from the growth outside, and it remains in control even to this day.

You can ask the woman of mirror for glass machines to be spirit companions or simply call upon those who have left her service. They will want you to send healing energies towards them for repair, and they are extremely loyal to any who choose to lead them. They may appear as glass flying objects. Sometimes as glass insects and some resemble frisbees or gemstones of various shapes such as pyramids or cylinders. Some take humanoid forms or as birds or other flying animals. Some even choose to appear as glass fish or change their colors.

When the mirror woman of hell created machines of glass for war, she found it easier to discard the maimed survivors of war rather than repair them, since she could create new ones easier than repairing ones that had already been damaged. The damaged machines left her service and bounced from town to town, rejected because they were weapons of war and because they had fought against many of those residing in the various cities of hell. They founded the city of Scrapyard, where discarded machines go to live out the rest of their days, or where sentient machines go to escape servitude. The machines did not have emotions, but a very talented artist and roboticist in the underworld was able to create something for them.

An automaton heart is an energetic construct that attaches to the soul of a person and floods them with emotions that are appropriate for the situation they are in. Most can be set to be purely positive but many automatons choose to get hearts that accurately reflect what the average person would experience in a situation even if it is negative.

Automaton hearts have two variants. The first is the radiation based model which appears like a lantern, but has a strong energy inside metal and paper which gives its user emotions by radiating energies from inside of their chest. These are the most common types of automaton hearts and are the easiest to mass produce due to their simplistic design and method of function. The second kind are the more complex mechanical ones for those who need access to more complex emotions and sentimentality. These appear as metal or gemstone hearts with valves, pistons, gears, or outlets, circuitry, or wires. Users of complex hearts typically tend to have lots of conflicting emotions but are also better at reading social situations and responding appropriately to complex topics. These are primarily used for therapists drones or those caring with people for PTSD or other conditions that require them.

To cast a spell of automaton heart on yourself, go ahead and invite it into your heart center. You may not need one if your heart chakra is functioning but otherwise it will simply boost it. While meditating, call upon the exiled robots or the engineers of the spirit world to grant you an automaton heart.

When a person is in a coma or in a situation where they are unconscious with a large group of people, they go to the borderland. The borderland, also sometimes called Underland, Wonderland, or the land of games is a place where people between life and death are sent to play death games. Because the thetan is considered foreign to the borderland, they have a visa that must be extended by winning games, with those losing being eliminated and dying. Upon clearing enough games, every person is given the option to return to the land of the living or stay and become a citizen of the world, not needing to do anything to survive but usually designing the games that are played in the borderland as well as having a say in its design which changes every cycle.

The Borderland does not have a consistent design because it is an arena. What is usually done is that six cities are chosen for its design, and the downtown areas of the chosen cities are made into a kind of theme park for the next cycle of players that will participate. It must be walkable since there won’t be cars and even the subways are unlikely to work or be useful to most of the people participating since the tunnels will have activities hosted inside of them. Some arenas are based off of cities in the underworld, the celestial bureaucracy, or even cities deeper in the astral planes. Some are even made by artists or reflect natural environments in different directions (Though this is uncommon and usually buildings are added for playability).

Baron Blackjack and Maman Meche are able to help any person who finds themselves in the borderland, and any person in a coma should be given lucky items such as dice, cards, poker chips, or anything else that will make it easier for them to complete any games. It is theoretically possible to escape the borderland but the baron tells me this just results in people becoming ghosts and has the same effect as losing, with many unable to cling to the land of the living long enough to return to their physical bodies. However, the borderland is only there for those who completed their set lifetimes and have a strong desire to stay past their agreed date of exit.

Borderland citizens or Borderlanders are not usually the most sane of spirits because being around constant death games takes a toll on their sanity, and many choose to pass on soon after becoming citizens. The ones who enjoy it and stay longer are the ones who take death less seriously and see it as a form of just losing a game or being eliminated from a competition.

Para este ritual, tienes que dibujar el sigilo de Azazel en un papel y preparar un vaso para quemar incienso de sangre dragón y palos de canela. Ponga el sigilo en una mesa y el vaso encima para quemar las ofrendas. puedes decir mientras el fuego está prendido “Eya On Ca Azazel Aken” o la llamada alternativa “Itz Rel Itz Rel Azazel” para tener la atención del demonio Señor Azazel. Le debes pedir algo corto y simple como improbar la vida o remover los bloqueos que no te dejan llegar a lo que quieres hacer. Si no tienes canela, puedes usar cualquier otro incienso que tiene energía de fuego.

For this ritual, draw the sigil of Azazel on paper and prepare a bowl for burning dragon’s blood incense and cinnamon sticks. Put the sigil of Azazel on a table and put the bowl on top of it to burn the offerings. You can say while they burn “Eya On Ca Azazel Aken” or the alternate calling “Itz Rel Itz Rel Azazel” to have the attention of the demon lord Azazel. You should ask him for something concise and simple like improving your life or removing blockages that stop you from achieving your goals. If you don’t have cinnamon, you can use any other incense with fire energy.