Solutions to weird and oddly specific problems. If you go looking for a solution to a really weird, seemingly one-off issue with Windows, good luck finding an answer in any Microsoft forum. Put "Reddit" at the end of your search, and you'll find something helpful more often than not.
Also, shitposting. 4Chan and Weekendgunnit levels of shitposting.
Thanks! Thinking on it, I'd probably redo it with the pier at the lower 1/3 line.