Java (pronounced jay-va) is also the name of a town near me in Western NY.

He's our scumbag!

SHOT THOUGH THE HEART...

I still want to read it when it's done

I think you mean the XXL grilled stuft burrito!

"Chips, Cheese and Gravy"

So, poutine?

(I'm not Canadian, I just live in the USA near Canada)

It's so cute, I love it!

I hate when websites have "Apple" as their only third party login option. CloudFlare does this too.

Is it really that hard to add Google or others as well? Heck just use like Auth0 and you can add whatever logins you want without having to do much.

So the upvotes and downvotes in the comments don't do anything?

I assume the joke is that he'd more realistically be carrying a harmonica in his pocket. Carrying an entire piano is rather silly.

Channel numbers differ between cable providers and regions. I think Nick and Cartoon Network were channels 32 and 33 for me.

I knew a girl named Winter.