SARGE

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's just a joke about how people "don't have any guns" because they lost them. Not stolen because they would have to report that. They're somewhere unreachable that you technically COULD verify, but likely wouldn't unless there's a very specific (usually requiring a warrant to get people to move) reason.

So "boating accident" is to goto joke accident. Nobody would actually believe you if you said that to a cop, judge, or courtroom.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

general strike.

Oh you sweet, summer child...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They used to own tons, but sadly since the boating mishap, they're all at scattered at the bottom of a really deep lake.

Who would have thought that bringing every single one of your legally purchased firearms onto a small boat to show them the world would be a bad idea?

Oh well, no need to look for them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can get the same ksp2 experience with ksp1 and the seemingly infinite amount of mods available.

Want more realistic everything? Mods for that.

Want to make a jumbo jet that can also travel to Ike?there's Mods for that.

Want everything to be reskinned to look different? You better BELIEVE there's mods for that.

And the best part is if you own ksp1 (or at least if you have it on your computer to play, wink wink) it's free! No need to pay for a full game that's just been modified slightly, now you just slightly modify it yourself. (or mod it so heavily that startup takes 20 minutes and if you don't use the part search function you'll be scrolling for hours)

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago

The moral high road is littered with corpses, and it looks like we're bound and determined to add more to the pile.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The Maquis have a lot of good points.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

As usual, the mere threat of potential domestic terrorism wins.

We don't negotiate with terrorists, we hand them the country. And sit quietly when they start destroying things. Like good sheep.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago

I plan on reminding every family member, at every opportunity, when they complain about some benefit they've lost, "tough shit, you specifically voted for this"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yep! Sure is!

Thanksgiving with the religious family is gonna be great.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

US can’t be relied on for the next four years, at minimum.

Probably Optimistic :(

I don't think the US has been reliable since 2016 at the latest. And honestly after this... I don't think it ever will be again.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When I get home from work, I plan on smoking every last plant in my house.

If I don't die from smoke inhalation, at least I won't care about anything for the rest of the week except snacks.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Historically, it works.

If every country on earth had nukes and delivery methods on par with each other, we would never have to worry about nations being at war again.

Nothing would be left alive on the planet, but we would be at peace.

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