PrimeErective

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

WILLST DU BIS DER TOD EUCH SCHEIDET

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Needle was right there

[–] [email protected] 149 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Pretty sure it's matte in the US, too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows there's no such thing as leftover crack

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where can you really draw the line? Could you survive in space without any air or equipment? Even if you could, where did the equipment and air come from?

Photosynthetic organisms are for all practical purposes part of your lungs

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Behold, a human being.

Behold, a human

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I mean yes, no one, human or turtle, can survive without the ecosystem of the earth, so you could really argue that the planet is the true organism and we are simply byproducts of its existence

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (6 children)

What part of the second statement is wrong? A turtle cannot survive without its shell, just like you could not survive without your skull. It is an intrinsic part of what allows it to function as a living organism, therefore the line between "turtle" and "shell" is a bit blurred

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (11 children)

What part of you makes you? Is it just your brain?

Anyway, I think what they're getting at is that the shell is actually their spine, not like some extra thing that grows on top of their spine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

And so was born the unfortunately named Epstein drive

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Hey everyone, this guy doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells!

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