Lincoln's stovepipe, obviously.

Gotta admit, I expected the show to end up making sense. Subverted!

"We hold that the petitioner, as a former President of the United States, is entitled to absolute immunity from damages liability predicated on his official acts."

Specifically, immunity from civil damages. The president couldn't be sued by randos claiming he cost them a job or whatever.

This is a new class of fascism. Keep on trollin'.

Only if you win.

I think he means one of those "remember the word sequence" tests like: felon cannon aim sun fire

Boobscrolling. Poonscrolling? Goonscrolling!

Fails more often than it succeeds? That's... not even close to accurate.

They've already had more than 50 successful missions this year.

Testing doesn't count as a failure, it counts as test data.

Sometimes cheep jokes are necessary.

It's not the big, loud disinformation that's the most worrying; at least that can be addressed head-on. It's the subtle, divisive manipulation that's been going on for years that has us disowning family and flirting with civil war.

Electron herder

If it's a persistent pattern, it's likely to just be variation in the density of the vitreous humor (eye jelly).

Basic logic with a side of math? Many conservatives' only weakness! 😵