ButtholeSpiders

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (10 children)

I had a friend that during the cold winter mornings would wake up and piss on his windshield to clear/melt the frost. He of course kept the vents closed so he couldn’t smell it on the drive. It really was disgusting, but made me wonder if he might’ve had a clever time saving idea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Wasn’t until seeing this that I noticed how true it is lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

If you’re serious, then I’m crazy healthy!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Some people have chubby cheeks, or don’t want to mess up their makeup would be my guess. The poster mentioned obsessive compulsive disorder, so your answers there. 👍

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I saw this topic in my feed and feels like it called me lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I had no idea I wanted to hear this read by Q. With AI, hopefully someone can get it done?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Damn lol that’s metal af!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I think Elon missed the the obvious joke, as per usual lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Dear god… I think you could be onto something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

These are great, I’m not sure I wanna see what Klingon Buttspider’s could look like. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That looks like a shitty future car mock-up for a late 80’s future/action movie. Like Robocop or an Arnold movie 🤣 Only Elon would fund something this unappealing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Sounds dangerous to have anywhere near your groin.

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