Games

"I like sword, it's a personal weapon" Shadow Warrior

Lmao I got this card in cards for humanity the other nite

Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!

WOLOLO

"I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE"

Don’t look, now! I’m not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

A woman's place is in the garage, fixing cars!

Oh. It's you.

You will pay for this in time.

"You must gather your party before venturing forth!"

"If knowledge is power; then to be unknown, is to be unconquerable.

Intro movie when you select the Romulans in Star Trek: Birth of the Federation

"Ahhh, fresh meat"

Diablo 1

I still use Left 4 Dead’s “pills here!” any time I’m dealing with medication. It’s an involuntary reflex at this point.

Also not really a line but the intonation of Chadley calling out “Cloud!” when he starts a conversation is seared into my psyche. Kind of like a modern version Navi’s “hey!”

"ROCK AND STONE!"

"Job's done" Warcraft

"Prostagma? Vulome" - Greek villager units in Age of Mythology

"My right arm is bigger than my left arm!" - Tryndamere from League of Legends

"If you wish to see the fate of democracies, look out the windows." -Fallout: New Vegas

"I am a meat automaton animated by neurotransmitters." -Cruelty Squad

"Deploying parachute. Deploying reserve parachute. Skipping parachute." -Satisfactory

"Bomb has been planted"

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..."

I can't believe this one from Skyrim wasn't in the thread yet.

Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.

From your friendly robot, HK-47.

You cannot sleep now; there are monsters nearby

Time is money friend.

"7 minutes, 7 minutes is all the time I can spare to play with you"

"... There's a pimento taco, a pimentaco in the glovebox"

"Ride ze shoopuf?"

"The numbers mason, what do they mean?"

"Have some faith"

"Tank beats everything"

Yes me lord.

Zug zug

"For I am just an old man, plus me balls are saggy" - Borjoyzee, Giants: Citizen Kabuto

"WARRIOR NEEDS FOOD! BADLY!

WIZARD SHOT A FOOD!"

"Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue." And so SO many others from Darkest Dungeon. "Commander" from the newer X-Com games ... tha dark, rapsy voice

Nuclear launch detected.

Ah shit, here we go again

"A man chooses! A slave obeys." - Andrew Ryan, BioShock

In general a lot of Andrew Ryan quotes are captivating, but that one transcends thanks to both the events happening, and the realization of the plot reveal.

"hey listen"

Hilariously I never played the game... It's my buddies tone for text messages. Lol

Do you like hurting other people?

Boy!

Never should've come here.

50,000 people used to live 'ere, ...

Reticulating Splines

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

What is Man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

"They were all dead ..."

First words of Max Payne. But I always forget what comes next. Something about final gunshot something

"Smother him in the crib..."