this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Society is not yet ready for sentient plant creatures who get excited when it's time to fulfill their role of cleaning up our waste products.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I got a worse one

You wake up with yourself standing on your feet, you realize you are half way penetrating your own mother and your dad is half way inside of you, now do you push forward or pull back to get away?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well, the easy choice is the right choice. Squat down, and wrap your lips around the pole as it penetrates the hole. You're going to be the grapefruit, honey.

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