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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Under communism, all female vg characters will look like Olivia Wilde!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Square jaw or not, she is stunning.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

oh no!!! they might even look like Margot Robbie!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don’t understand the gooner/gamer meltdowns any time a video game has a female character that doesn’t look like a porn model.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Women only exist to be objectified, nothing deeper for them.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

🙋‍♂️

What kind of communism is it when all the men should be femboys? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know not all femboys are bottoms, but I feel like the ratio would be significantly skewed and unsustainable and lead to a surplus of horny bottoms. Thus I have again proven the failure of communism.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

lead to a surplus of horny bottoms.

Bit late for that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

If the happiness of the proletariat requires me to have a femboy harem, I will do what the state needs of me 🫡

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

My kind of communism :3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Fully automated luxury gay space communism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

That's a handsome woman right there!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Internationale
unites the human race.
So comrades, let us rally
'round Keira Nightley's face

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

communism is when women in video games look like real people

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Communism is when the government

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The horror 😱

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I feel like we're doing Stalin a disservice by always showing old chubby Stalin photos.

Check out boy band Stalin

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure Stalin did us a disservice first.

Keep the chubby photos rolling.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

His photos were altered to not show the facial scarring he had, from contracting Smallpox as a child, as an effort at the time to make him look better in print.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Hey I know that guy, he streams on twitch!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yep communism also opposes starvation so your video game characters aren't all supernaturally skinny.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a very specifically incorrect fact about Stalin.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Idk, Stalin got pretty fat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, he wasn't all that into starving himself, mostly just Ukrainians.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Women eat??? gross

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Its meant to be a joke about people who freak out when female characters aren't made to have almost no waist and so on and how that is bad somehow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

If your vidya game woman doesn't look like she can carry a pig under each arm she's not commie sexy enough for me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yep, this is slander, commies like porn and softcore too! Thank you, chinese gachas.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Nice profile picture!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I identify as a Soviet era attack heli-KoptoR

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Fair and square