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[-] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

And that's how we got bubbles in beer.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

I'm glad someone else remembers that movie.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

When I was a kid, I was legitimately afraid of this

[-] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago

That's a 4D knife.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

We're gonna need a community for comedy homicide for this. That last panel ruins it.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 23 hours ago

Then he went on to make lemonade with strawberries and heavy water. Deuterium, you get me? Strawberry fusion lemonade.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Is that what killed that girl at Panera a while back?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

The moment I wrote it, I was hearing it in the voice of Benny Safdie in his first scene as weirdo Edward Teller, in "Oppenheimer".

[-] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Didn’t watch the movie, probably why it went over my head. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

No Oppenheimer?!!
Your geek credentials are hereby revoked until further notice!
Or until you atone!

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

No, that knife isn't made of atoms, that knife is made of pure solid quarks. That's why it can cut atomic nuclei.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

I choose to believe it's made of small atoms, the kind you get from firing a shrink ray at something.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

They call me Johnny Smallatoms

[-] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

How big was that knife originally?!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Hawking, my guy, why have you forsaken us? 🥺 I believed in you

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One of these nerds is not like the others,
One of these geeks just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which nerd is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

I don't like Tyson because I feel he preaches an inaccurate version of the scientific philosophy. So many times I hear him saying things along the lines of absolute certainty, because it's SCIENCE.

Where, we of the true faith, preach: the evidence indicates that this is the most likely to be true, or at least, this model makes predictions about the world more reliably than any other we currently have.

Amen.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Tyson? Why not cause he's an asshole? Are you aware that both Einstein and Hawkings were also assholes?

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

While Einstein and Hawking (no s) were giants of their field, published papers that turned all other accepted science on its head, and have basic physical phenomenon of the Universe named after them, they were surprisingly limited in their knowledge of other fields. Whereas NdT will expound on absolutely any topic with the complete certainty that he is a fucking expert, even if he only just now inferred the existence of the thing from the question he is presently being asked. He is a Mycroftian megabrain of galactic proportions, a fact he appreciates better than anyone else.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Anyway I think the meme should be updated with Newton, since that follows the theme of "groundbreaking and famous physicists".

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

But they weren't pretentious know-it-alls on TV and YT

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I can imagine Twitter and YouTube in their day. Cancelled so fast lol

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Sad to not see more comments about The Subtle Knife. This is a great meme for that concept!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

That was a great series. I should reread it soon.

[-] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago

Knives are also made of atoms

[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 day ago

Sure? How many? Because I have some atoms at home and need a new knife

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Call that a knife?

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago

Don't eat fissile cucumbers.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

And that's why you don't see cooking mouse no more.

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