Photo of text from Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut. The text says "Big tits will get you in anywhere."
Does this stack with the clipboard, HiVis vest, or ladder buffs? Asking for a friend.
I'm sorry, they debuff all stats and consign you to a life in the Reeks and Wrecks.
Won't get you into the itty bitty titty committee
So it goes
One of my all-time favorite books from easily my favorite author. Player Piano deserves more recognition outside Vonnegut fans.
Kurt had no idea how big they'd get in the future.
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