bro has never heard of a computer owned by more than one person
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His problem is he went to answers.microsoft.com That place is a cesspool of fuck you, but here's a copy paste of something from 2006 so I can get some karma
He could alternatively go to...
Stackoverflow or Superuser, where the answer will be "use the search bar you imbecile, locked."
Quora, where every question is blatant rage bait like "my 14 year old son got a B in his test. I took away his PS5 and chained him in the basement as punishment but his grades aren't improving. How can I make him better at math?"
Yahoo Answers which is dead, and was basically Quora before Quora was a thing.
Or Reddit, where you can't even post on 95% of subs without hitting a minimum karma threshold and where some basement dwelling mod will likely ban you for breaking hidden rule #263, then modmail mute you for 28 days without reply if you try to appeal.
I think any Q&A site is absolute dog water now.
They could come to lemmy!
...where people will definitely give helpful answers and not just dunk on them for not using Linux before diving into an extended argument about distros, sudo and run0
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Oh! I know! Andrew wants Windows 95. But then he won't be able to post questions on the Internet any more 😔 .
There are versions of OS/2 or BeOS that might fit his style. Although they're called something else nowadays.
Did I do something odd when I set up my windows 11 machine?
If Microsoft has something marked as admin access, it just presents me with a dialogue asking if I want to do whatever as admin
I mean it's not like I have open hardware so there's a whole lot of my machine I really have no practical access to, but everything this guy wants is there
Him saying he's the owner suggests a private machine, so no corporate lockout from system components. Do computer shops set up admin accounts and lock their customers out as low-privileged users?
As far as I remember the secret is to log in as admin and change the ownership of the files to yourself, then change permissions and then do whatever the f you want with the files.