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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

China: you see, we have Army Naval Air Force Branch

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I guess the U.S. just calls those Marines.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How long until cops get jets too

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

First they get Apaches and now jets????

THIS IS BS! It's not fair, I want a jet. Why does nobody give me a jet?? I have enough Pepsi Points you bastard give me my jet

LEGALIZE CIVILIAN FIGHTER JETS

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Hello yes I am a sane individual and can be trusted to buy a used, stripped down f-16 fighter jet. I promise I will not do anything bad with my f-16 fighter jet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Founding Fathers fought the commies so you wouldn't have to settle for "stripped down"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Doesn’t the USAF have its own small navy as well?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't PepsiCo have its own small navy as well?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You might have them confused with Chiquita

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Typical soda whataboutism

WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

"In a bizarre agreement, Russia sold Pepsi 17 submarines, a frigate, a cruiser, and a destroyer in 1989 to keep soda flowing into its citizens’ mouths. With all this firepower, Pepsi indirectly became the sixth largest naval fleet in the world."

They sold it all as scrap metal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Not any more, and what they bought was scrap.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

US Army has a shit-ton of boats. Navy, afaik, none.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Left out how the Navy has its own Army, and that army is larger than any individual army in Europe, e.g. the French have 120k while the USMC is 180k strong

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The navy has its own air force and it's better than the actual air force

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Debatable. You make a lot of tradeoffs to operate on a carrier.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Russia's total might need updating.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where can one find this list? I wanna go from the bottom and see how fast I find my country

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thanks. Why did I even look we are not on the list anyway.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Like Barbados? Just a Cesna 180 and dude with a Glock18.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

AINT NOBODY FUCKIN WITH THAT DUDE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

How did they get an A-10 successor before it's been revealed to the public?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well, the Russians actually had a full 10 more than that when OP started drawing the meme.