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Turtle Shells (mander.xyz)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'm not inside my skin. I am my skin.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're a bundle of neurons piloting a skeleton inside a wetsuit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

When you're in a Jaeger, you can fight the hurricane.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I am not up my ass. I am my ass.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They have nerves throughout their shells and can feel even gentle touch.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Hell yeah time to pet some turts

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

I've seen turtles love getting brushed by a soft bristle stuff like toothbrushes plus you alao clean them

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah? Then explain this, mister '''''''scientist'''''''

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

This is just yet another example of legacy media lying to us.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Idk I see a big cavity that would contain turtle...

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

So my head is not "inside" my skull but *is* my skull? Is the brain not a part of my head?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (10 children)

What part of you makes you? Is it just your brain?

Anyway, I think what they're getting at is that the shell is actually their spine, not like some extra thing that grows on top of their spine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most ppl think they have a skeleton inside them. But If you think of you as your brain (as many would day). Then your actually inside your skeleton.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Behold, a human being.

Behold, a human

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Can you put any external part of yourself inside your skull? That's the difference.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

*shows toungue and puts it back in

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Ooo, good point. But is it moving an internal part outside the skull? What's the default location of a tongue?? I'm lost in the science!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

According to scientists, the default is outside
source

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I think the right analogy would be to say "you are not inside your skull, you are your skull". And I would count this as a more or less correct statement.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel like an annual reminder would be entirely sufficient, to be honest.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's tortoise silly billy

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

who should i trust? Nintendo or a random person on the Internet?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I learned from Franklin books and Mario games that you're wrong. A picture showing a clear cavity where a turtle could pop out won't convince me!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Please don't tap/knock on turtle shells. It would be like someone knocking directly on your bones.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My bones are not weak, they can take it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Your bones are not weak but its still not a good excuse to abuse a turtle by knocking on its shell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Surviving and getting pissed off are totally different things that can happen at the same time...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's neat and all. But how do they retract their heads?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

And feet, especially box turtles. Some species can indeed go inside their shells - while still being a part of the shell itself, of course.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

They can feel touch through their shells

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What about Ninja Turtles?

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