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[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A fresh start

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Should've signed up on a smaller instance if they wanted one of the popular names...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"xoxoCoolGurl420xoxo"

We've been dealing with this since AoL.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I wonder what kind of names we would have nowadays if it really worked like this.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Same as we have now, firstname@lastname

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Discord had this solved ages ago. Why did they have to ruin it?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It is really so hard to add an ID# column to the database? Set the people free, I say!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I went to school with 27 Jennifers

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago

Fun fact, it’s already working this way. Within a birth register there can, for a given day, only one be person with a given firstname

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

[✅] Fun

[❌] Fact

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I had a health care provider tell me that they couldn't create an account in their portal because they already had someone with my exact name and DOB. They refused to accept that they had bad data in their system, but they did tell me the email address on file (probably a HIPPA violation right there) and I was tempted to reach out to see if there actually existed someone with my same DOB and First/Last name.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

What the hell kind of database doesn't use an internally generated unique ID to reference user data? It shouldn't matter that there is duplicate data. But like you said, it's hospital systems I guess...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It all started when Bob stated that his nephew could do it for one fifth of the asking price.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm probably younger than Bobs nephew and I know to use unique identifiors.

It's probably the people who say "omg, look at our website builder, low code!111!!!11" that made this mistake

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't think it's a matter of age.

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