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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Are you gonna start cracking horrible jokes now?"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

"Oh you're trans? Hi Trans, I'm your kid!"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

I’ve joked about this with a queer friend that came out as a trans man. Ended up buying him a dad joke book for his birthday :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That's how the kids noticed it before dad came out. They secretly knew he was a he because of his jokes

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Women, don't let this dude fool you into thinking grilling and fishing are gendered activities. Become the bane of all creatures subaquaceaous you were always meant to be.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

You can be a man and hate fishing as well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

subaquaceaous

subaqueous lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I actually know more women who fish than guys already.

I don't know any that like grilling, tho... 😔

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Are we going to call you a dad or a father?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’d be glad to teach anyone the fine art of grilling. Smoking is the advanced class.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was always so intimidated by smoking over grilling but once I started smoking meat the hardest part for me was not drinking a 6 pack and falling asleep on the couch while I wait for my ribs to cook. Now I got into cooking more advanced things on the grill it is MUCH more difficult for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I find smoking harder because I am terrible at time management, I usually babysit grilled food so it’s impossible to fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I totally get that. I really only smoke stuff when I know I dont have much going on during the day or I’m able to do it during work. But a bluetooth wireless thermometer is incredible. You can even set it to notify you on your phone when it gets to a certain temp. I like to set a timer every time I go to the smoker in case I have to spray/wrap/flip depending on what I’m making.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

"Are you gonna start grilling?" Damn, kids pick up on stereotypes quite quickly!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Better brush up on dad jokes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Broooooo you gotta get into grilling