Because idiots think squirting water on your ass is gay
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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I'd rather be gay than be able to smell my ass every time I sit down
Amen to that, peter poopshit
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Believe it or not. Homophobia plays a substantial part in it.
Hell we got men who refuse to wipe at all for fear it makes them gay if anything touches their anus.
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I bought one couple of weeks ago, one of the best things I've ever spent money on, can never go back.
I have never even seen one (Australian)
Hand sprayer kits on Ali express for $20. How sandpapering ones anus became the norm I do not know. But I for one am never going back.
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TP companies gotta stay in business yo. It's all about them Dollars. Can you imagine if all the big box stores, convenience stores and hotels stopped using TP !? The whole industry would collapse.
Not that i'm advocating for corp TP companies, just a thought...
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I really just don't like the idea of it, feels like a very uncomfortable situation for me. But I'm pretty uneducated on the topic.
- It'd have to be warm water
- Wouldn't it be messer, spraying it all over?
- Don't you still have to wipe, ya know cause your wet now.
- Too much work to implement when the TP has been successful (No problem to solve)
Friend, you are not forced to abandon tp when using a bidet.
Too much work to implement? Yes, tell us more about how hard something is that, by your own admission, you don’t understand lmao
My favorite part was when you said tp works as if that is reason to avoid any and all alternatives that people praise highly literally across the globe. “No problem to solve” you realize you’re just smearing shit across your asshole with paper. No problem to solve eh?
But no, the water makes it messier, not smearing literal shit over yourself, that’s definitely cleaner, yep
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As an avid bidet user I feel compelled to answer your points
- it is always warm water (unless you are a masochist, no judgement)
- it points directly to where it needs to go so it stays confined within its domain
- you have to wipe both before and after (before to wipe away most of it, after to dry it)
- it is not a replacement of tp, it is complementary. You need both to achieve full cleaning
All in all I would not live without it anymore, after trying it and reaching enlightenment. 5/5 stars.
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They have warmers, both water and seat.
No, your butt and legs cover it.
No, that's what it awesome if you get a good one it cleans all the bits.
I switched with COVID cause y'all are out of pocket with the TP. Never looked back. I think have bought one pack of TP since.
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