memes

Using pencils to manually rewind cassette tapes.

Renting the never ending story so many times the store just gave it to us after a while.

"Hello, and welcome to Moviefone!"

"Slave drive" maybe.

I mean, they'll think it means something totally different.

I'm older than that, but it's definitely something a zoomer wouldn't understand immediately.

There were red pages in the phone book that had a number you could call and enter a four-digit code to hear movie showtimes or the Joke of the Day.

Or 4. And every time you're setting your console up on a different TV, you're not sure if you're on the wrong channel, or if the coax cable is loose

I saw "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" on TV.

Or 4..

Poke 53281,4

dot matrix with stereo sound

I had a game destroyed because the recorder ate the tape.

Load “*” ,8,1

I had (and still have) a Teddy Ruxpin.

Oh, you have satellite tv? Let's see what's on...
Channel 113, 114, 115, 116, 116West, ...
The 19ft 📡 in backyard: wrrrrrrr rrrr...
...117, 118...

I caught 4, maybe 5 channels with a coax cable taped to the wall, in just the right position

IRQ 5, DMA 1

You had to empty the bit bucket once in a while.