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[-] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

I hope they boiled the plastic seasoning bag just to really make this a cursed meal.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Either that or they threw in somebody's leopard print coin purse in the upper left.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I kept looking at that trying to figure out what it was. When my creole uncle used to make these boils the stuff was covered in seasoning after being dumped out. Not even a speck of pepper on this is incredibly sad

[-] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

no seasoning or butter or anything? pickles?? mf ravioli?????

[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

Don't forget about the raw garlic and string beans.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

I also see what looks like half of a lemon in the top left. I just noticed the brussels sprouts too lol

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

oh god why oh god

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

I'm assuming they just squeezed the lemon over everything after pouring the pot out, and given all the other shit that's going on there it's honestly one of the more normal things they did.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Brussel sprouts are great.. when cooked well and seasoned in literally any way that is

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

When I was growing up in poverty, a favorite meal to make myself was to cook a box of pasta, dump in a bag of frozen brussels sprouts in the last minute or so of cooking, and then mix it all together with some teriyaki sauce. Not the best or the healthiest, but it would make two meals worth of food for like $2 lol.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That's a classic. And you can swap out the sauce to change the flavour a bit if you want variety.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

The seasoning is in the boiling liquid.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

lead microplastics and other assorted forever chemicals yum yum

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I'm not even willing to give them benefit of the doubt on pickles looks like these mf's boiled cucumber green beams and Brussel sprouts in there.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

I see full potatoes, ok, wait, with eyes growing? Umm. Green sprouting potatoes are toxic, especially the eye part, right?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Toxic but more like a tummy ache toxic unless you are a child or bug (afaik). It's kinda like how Tomatoes have toxins in their stem and leaves and a tiny bit in their fruit but it's ok.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Unfortunately, more toxic than that. Green potatoes contain high amounts of solanine,; its toxic. I can't eat potatoes because I've had solanine poisoning from eating green potatoes and now any amount of potato skin triggers hives.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

i already know there's not a pinch of Old Bay on that table

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

As a im-vegan sometimes i see pictures of meat that look good and I feel conflicted. This is not one of those times 🤮

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Carnism is a brain disease

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

You claim to oppose carnism, and yet you object to people throwing pasta in with their crawfish.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

my brain simply refused to see the ravioli until you pointed it out, and i'll never forgive you

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

White people moment.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Pickles and ravioli?!?!? Lmao way to ruin some perfectly good crawfish homie haha

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Don't worry, they have an unused spice bag siting on it and raw garlic scattered about.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

What is that thing in the middle, is it a full crab? What is that thing in the middle? A crab?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

What kind? White person Eldritch spice mix?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Dehydrated Mayo

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Is that asparagus and French beans?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

it's ok they put cajun spice mix in it, so its not british

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Well there's your problem: somebody confused the Krabby Patty formula with the ritual to read the Krabby Patty formula

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

dog! I see a good boy there! doggo-matapacos

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

tony-cheer RAV-I-OLI! RAV-I-OLI!!! tony-cheer

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I can't think of a worse way to prepare food. More than half that food is going to waste, so nasty and disgusting. I'm going to invent a time machine, find the mother of the person who came up wtih seafood boil, and teach her to teach her child not to play with his food.

Then I'm going to do something more productive with that food, like not mix it with animals from the sea.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/samanthawieder/we-need-to-talk-about-how-fucking-gross-seafood-is

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Veggie roundup:
Corn
Okra (is that normal?)
Asparagus?
Green beans?
Pickles?? (did they boil those?!)
Brussels sprouts??? (Why? Just why?)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

You WILL eat ze bugs

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

good thing the trash can is nearby

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

What the fuck is this, though?

Is that a tongue? Banana? Penis?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Mmm boiled pickel

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