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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

@[email protected] is selfexplanatory some people believe. Timestamp of cake day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

only my first name, makes it harder to connect accounts or google

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Xbox random generator, ended up using the name for everything

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Eric explosively good name.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Irmoz musician. Irmoz musician alias "Irmoz". Irmoz chose alias as username.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'Twas a thing of inspiration undertaken in asking twice Google for random words and combining at syllable boundary.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Reddit banned for bs, so became the TruTollTroll

Fuck reddit mods

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Pun "quicksilver" Quick is living, Late is Dead. Ug.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Owen had serialized dream many years ago in childhood times. New dream chapters kept releasing for many nights. Dream parts were spooky. Owen was scared there, but felt like pain and fear was deserved.

However, when Owen was being pulled back to very scary place from earlier season, Owen chose instead to fight. Creature tried to pull Owen down, but Owen planted feet and pulled against creature. Creature fell into last season's spooky place.

Panting, Owen spoke, "I've been down there."

Weird dream stopped returning. "I've been down there" turned out being series finale.

Years passed. Owen decided to make anagram of "I've been down there."

Owen failed: "Owen Ever Bind Thee" was closest Owen could come to good anagram. Owen got bored of scrambling letters. Chose Owen Everbinde and abandoned attempt at making anagram. Owen's leftover 'T' and 'H' and 'E' will never have home.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've seen several people with usernames that aren't actual words, and I thought they were pretty cool so I decided to follow along and come up with a cool non-word name myself. Forgot how I came up with "kworpy"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Current life status

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

workers rise up in wales, kill soldiers, make big red flag, liked cheese and bread

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Googled random stuff to trick people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

reminder to be the best I can.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Heard of zanzibar called myself zalzabar lol been using it even since

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Linux + random numbers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Book name liked it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Random name generator.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Klear likes Serious Sam and Shakespeare. Klear think: good combination.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Tasty snacks good

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Made snowman once on blender. Used as avatar on forums. Changed username to snowman. username stuck.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Doesn't play jazz trumpet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Saw Unreal Engine 5 trailer. Nat geo in background. Put 2 and 2 together.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

While I don’t know what exactly the future will hold for me, I know there is at least one constant when perusing Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

While this one doesn't follow the no pronouns / articles rule, it's a work of art.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

German word for chocolate = Schokolade take "Sch" and "L" and swap: Lokoschade

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Visit Wizard man, man know elvish, wizard bestow several names, Sivecano one of them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Pokemon almost final boss

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

mashed together 2 different wizard names from fantasynamegenerator and added vowels to make word pronounceable

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