Asklemmy

Political side + first name first letter.

Friend was idiot. Try to tell friend. Only have calculator. Forgot talking was option. Didn't work.

Wanted something that had no connection to previously used usernames, and also puns are fun.

Numbers after iamtrashman1312 name follow 1=A format. iamtrashman1312 dislike police, adopt certain phrase numerical parallel for name. Words just line from meme always make iamtrashman1312 laugh.

Saw sign

Angry Crow took flight.

Like rectangular candy and dispensers. Do almost anything for them many years ago. Now stuck with name.

Sorrowl listen to song Sorrowl by band Suotana. Sorrowl like song and name of song.

wage_slave is self explanatory. Look at monies. joke ha ha no monies. not even money. Confused unga bunga. Still back to work or punishment.

Good horse. Good horse reads poorly. Games Bookstore becomes jaamesbaxterr

Savecomengs likes trains. Comeng trains getting scrapped. SaveComengs sad.

Smokin Aces

Sassy adventurer speaking to BBEG

Very old username from time long past. Like anime character wearing eyeglasses.

When kid, play Doom much. Be critical inside, think low of own skills. Also love metal - love 666, love 13. Multiply 666 and 13, get 8658. Combine all - get noobdoomguy8658. Now happy, feel witty.

Me mad, me wizard, me speaks

Looked at still pictures in books as kid. Favourite superhero Ironman. RDJ play Ironman. Like. Now name, but make dumb change.

Cadenza plats music. Cadenza also reads Thomas Mathiesen.

Don't remember, came up during Mojang registration

Zoids toy, Zoidberg lobster.

Wanted to be slightly edgy but also cute.

Been going by username on other sites/games for many years.

Thelsim likes the sound of Thelsim’s own name, so Thelsim approves of this question :)
Thelsim is a unique enough name, if you see Thelsim somewhere else, there’s a good chance it is Thelsim.
Thelsim thought it up on the spot and kind of identifies with it now. It’s vague and genderless enough to apply to anyone and can still be remembered as a normal name. It’s become Thelsim’s online identity.
Caveman enough for not-Thelsim? :)

Speaks Esperanto, parents gave name, girl speaks Esperanto used diminutive

NutButter, because ButtNutter sounds gay.

Randomly typed letters made Zloubida think of some famous (and ridiculous) French song, thus Zloubida thought fun to choose this word as user name.

Lazy, but do.

Funny way to say "Egg" in Spanish.

Big beautiful ship that trounced English Fleet during Raid on Medway.

Jao short for Jaoheah

Jaoheah, on Discord, Jaoheah coming up new nickname on discord server. Jaoheah take Jaoheah real first name, stretch out + make weird. Later, Jaoheah, Jaoheah username replace old username.

Unidan hoped to make old schoolers chuckle

Evolved too funny. Come talk with Grug in cave.

https://kbin.social/m/Talesfromcavesupport

spaysi sound almost like spaysi real name, and was nickname when spaysi was little kid… sometimes was called spaysi as mean teasing name, but spaysi take the name and make it own so can’t be used as mean name calling anymore

IRC nicks were max'd at 8 characters and listed alphabetically. Given that dogs are no-go!, to choose name that made full use was simple.

Edit: See some fails in this thread.

Is my favorite season 🎃

version control

Tried to make industrial lubricants funny, hence PlungeButter

Tool song

Throwing Muses song.

Name is Brent, pals screwing around. Pal takes Mr. Krabs quote, "sponge boy bob", puts name in, "brent boy bob." Abbreviates to bbmb, "m" is pronoun.