this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The great thing is that when you get with one of them you don’t have to worry about wearing protection. You’re going to get Vulcanized.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

That may be one of the best puns I've read all year. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Pon-farr - TPring (SNW), koon-ut-kal-if-fee - Sarek (TNG), Take a life - Spock (Kelvinverse)

TPring is cold and hot and I love it.

I could totally take old Sarek in a fight.

And Kelvin Spock I’d just use a disruptor because he deserves it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Koon-ut-kal-if-fee is from Amok Time (and later Voyager).

Sarek had Bendii syndrome.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh I’m aware. I was saying he is the only Vulcan I could realistically take in a fight. Because he’s old and sickly. And who wouldn’t want to pon farr TPring?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Which T'Pring? Or both at the same time?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

2 ~~chicks~~ T'Prings

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How about fuck, mary, kill?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dark Tilly will fucking kill.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

This picture of her always makes me laugh. She embraced that Captain Killy role with zeal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mary? Mary Sue? Oh, it's been ages since I we saw each other last.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Pok-tem-far-patanay!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Love it. Took me way too long

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

hmmm, it'll have to be spock, spock, and spock, for me.