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What's the khitan word for gravel?
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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Become the most profitable gravel supplier in history due to having no land acquisition or extraction costs, not to mention no need to plan for when one site runs out of usable gravel.
Time to disrupt the gravel market
Spam teleporting hacks plus easy hiding using the teleport ability? Heckle yeah
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5 If you want to see the world burn
Marvel 's writers picking up next super power
Depending on how fast the teleport is, whether there's a delay between uses and whether it causes significant fatigue or other side effects, I might take that. Other than that, it's a toss-up for me between the extinct language and communicating with oysters.
3 and 5 are a potentially broken combo. In particular if "control a toaster" means control and not just "operate", since then it's basically toasterkinesis, or being able to instantly turn any toaster into a bomb. "teleport up to 10 inches away sounds like it wouldn't be too useful but it does, in principle, allow you to phase out incoming bullets and a fair amount of lateral blade hits if you time it right.
6 and 7 could have some interesting, niche uses in some fields. 6 for example could be used for intimidation if "10 hours younger" is interpreted chronologically: even after taking a serious wound, you'd look pristine for around 10 hours so it might be used to scare or distract some enemies.
I'm... not even sure what 4 or 9 could ever be used for.
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Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz
I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.
Depends on the teleport cool down, but that's the obvious first choice. From there it's tough between 1, 2, and 5...
2 and 3. I'm starting a gravel company. 3 just because it's the 2nd most useful one.
1 and 2.
I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.
Free gravel. No more pot holes.
Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.
3 and 8
Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure
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As someone with a gravel driveway, I will take free gravel for life. Lump sum is okay but installments are prefured.
3 and 7
4 and 5.
toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.
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Teleport obviously
7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.