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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Two legs good, four legs bad.

Edit: actually think I got that backwards.

Four legs good, two legs bad. And if I remember correctly, there was an amendment for ducks/chickens/etc to be good. Haven't read that book in like 35 years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

They also poop wherever the fuck they want. Geese staying in place rather than migrating make so many lawns unusable

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

This made me laugh a bit harder than expected lol, you're absolutely right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_pwPhFvgNo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Right between me and the goddamn tree I want to read under.