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Woman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed It (www.latintimes.com)

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[–] [email protected] 224 points 1 month ago (17 children)

i wonder why nobody signed the farewell card for the type of ass to sue for not getting a farewell card.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (10 children)

What's the opposite of eating the onion? I read your comment and scoffed, wondering who could actually believe this. The I saw the "Not" in the comm name.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Boofing an apple obvs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I vote for this to become official.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seconded.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Carried. roscoe boofed that apple

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