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Gamer Rule (discuss.tchncs.de)

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[-] [email protected] 92 points 1 day ago

It needs a port that you can attach your bag of caffeinated noodles to.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I.... kinda wanna try it

[-] [email protected] 67 points 23 hours ago

You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

In 10 yearls you'll be slopping down on PowerNoods™, not even knowing how silly you looked here, smh.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 20 hours ago

We Gamers™ are on the cutting edge of humanity.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

[-] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

You won't even need to heat the noodles up; they're ready to eat right from the pouch.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

"Ham Noodle" just sounds wrong

[-] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Judging by the url, they're noodles designed to boost your ham. Which is probably worth it to someone. I suppose.

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